18th century calico designs by Irish artist William Kilburn (1745-1818)
Too hot mum
I just used a piece of my own hair to floss Chinese food out of my teeth because I’m too lazy to get up and find real floss in the bathroom.
IT’S A HUMMINGBEE
These are BEE FLIES!
Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
There’s a 95% chance that I have lyme disease. This will be the fourth…or fifth time in my life…something like that. In any case, I’m calling the doctor in the morning and hopefully this pain will end so soon because owwwwww.
Breasts! Buttons! Butts! Brooms! Bandanas! Bears! Bricks! Blowjobs!