this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
that’s the glowiest waterfall I’ve ever seen.
My horse got his sleezy stuck in his bucket I have no idea how long he was like this but I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Nobody is ever thinking dirty thoughts about me. This is nonsense.
my cat woke me up at 7am this morning and i couldn’t fall back asleep so i went on tumblr and ended up falling asleep right away and i thought i dreamed this until i just saw the video saved in a tab on my computer
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
Literally me every morning.
I just took some ibuprofen for the first time since I quit in June. I hope my ulcer doesn’t get upset but this headache is upsetting and I’m sick of it.
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”